WHYYYYY

WHY WHY WHY

Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' i n the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt , you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE...... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

Politics

I do not like to debate politics.  I do not like to even give my opinions in this matter because it seems that all of  the politicians are dishonest and vague.   I would not want to be a politician and I pray that God NEVER sends me down that path.   I do think this year's election tho has rallied some interest from people who never give it a thought usually.   Even the younger generation.  My daugther, Elizabeth-19, called the other day all worked up over some things she heard about Obama.  I told her to not complain about them but to do something about it if she feels that passionate.   "What can I do?" she replied.   Well, you could get involved and try to make changes, get informed, and most importantly, pray.  PRAY, PRAY, PRAY!     She said she's afraid Obama will become president and then we'll all die b/c he's the antichrist.   I told her she should not be afraid, if that were true, b/c IF it were, and we did all die... we would go to heaven anyway so we win either way!    I have my thoughts about all the things that are happening in America and some of them I won't share.   This one I will tho:   Do you really think these things are happening (ie: bad economy, terrorism, crazy election candidates) for no reason?   We have become bored, appathetic, selfish and greedy.   God wants us to want Him so maybe, just maybe, He's allowing some of these things to kick our heads out of our butts and start making Him THE most important thing.    You think??

This is a link to become more informed on your candidates.  I do not have one on John McCain but I will later.

http://www.investors.com/editorial/editorialcontent.asp?secid=1501&status=article&id=302137342405551

 

SAMUEL IS 10!!

(I'm only 3 days late posting this one so I'm getting better!! HA.)

Time has flown by so quickly.... This needs to stop!! I've told Samuel he's not allowed to get any older or grow any taller. He's not obeying. The name Samuel means "Asked for by God" and for Bryan and I this was definitely the case. The Lord gave me the name Samuel before I had ever met Bryan and I wasn't even sure I would get married again or have more children but if I did, Samuel was the name for a boy. I had no trouble conceiving the girls but for Bryan and I, it took over 2 years so I felt like Hannah from the Bible. It was hard alot of the time because I felt like maybe God was punishing me for my past mistakes and that I wasn't a good enough mom to have more kids.
Samuel has been an awesome blessing for the last 10 years. He's a great mixture of Bryan and I too. He's got Bryan's smart brain and he's got my outgoing personality. He can talk to anyone, any time, any where, about anything and doesn't need any information to get started. (Bryan says that about me too) Adults love to talk to him and even when he was 3 or 4 he would carry on conversations with adults forEVER! He loves science and making up skits and puppet plays and doing projects that I like to akin to MacGyver. He's not afraid to make a fool of himself and I love that he's seemingly secure in who he is! He has several nicknames: Samo, Moo Moo, and Micah calls him Yo Yo. He doesn't like that one. YOUR AWESOME MOO-YO!!! WE LOVE YOU!!

SEAN TURNS 6~~!

So his birthday was July 31st and I'm a little behind.... sue me! =o) Sean turned 6 this year and it's hard to believe. Its seems like he's been "old" forever. Anyone have child like this? He talked in sentences at 18 months and has been telling everyone his opinion ever since!! He's direct and to the point but I like that because you always know where you stand with him. He's very gentle and loving and easy going until ya make him mad. Which doesn't happen too often but look out if it does! He's a very hard worker and Bryan and I think he'll be a real cowboy someday. He will work circles around everyone when in the mood and doesn't quit till the job is done. He loves the farm and cowboy boots and just "doing farm life". He's a bit of a perfectionist and wants to quit if he can't do it right the first time. He's a complete mixture of Bryan and I...lol. Bryan sings "You are my SeanShine" to him as his special thing... he hates it! =) We find it amusing but don't bug him too much with it... too much... HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAN... WE LOVE YOU!!

And they said they weren't tired.....

THE CAMPING TRIP

My hubby, Bryan, has had a pretty blessed life. Two parents who loved him, stayed married, raised him in a Christian home. Two nice sisters. He's smart, funny and talented. For some reason... God's very interesting sense of humor??.....just keeping him humble.... we aren't sure but Bryan has a rain curse on him. Yes, a rain curse. Ever since I've known him, he has had this curse. Even the day after we married. Whenever we have a trip to go on that requires him to pack more than a couple of bags.... it rains on him. Not just a drip or three but BUCKETS!! Comes out of no where, was sunny the hour before, and slams him!!! Our recent camping trip is no exception!! We arrived at my mom's house the evening before our trip to pick up her camper. It was late and very mostquito-ey, so we decided to just get things switched over the next morning. No bad weather that was to be coming... sunny skies and hot is what they said. It poured. AND poured... and poured! He had to change his clothes completely b/c he was so wet. I think maybe the root of this curse may lie in the fact that he says he doesn't like to get wet. WHAT??? You take showers every day... you play at the pool... you are going to a park to play in the waterpark part!!!! Does this make sense to any sane person out there? I didn't think so. Doesn't to me either. I just shake my head at him and laugh.... while standing in the house...nice and dry.